职场和商场的爆笑

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1、世界上最没用的东西就是工资条,看了生气,擦屁股太细。2、一个县长被免职了,气成了植物人,被送到医院,医生诊断后说:给他念个官复原职的通知兴许就好了。妻想:既然要念,干脆念个厅长,让他高兴高兴。哪知县长一听挺身而起,大笑气绝。
医叹:不遵医嘱,擅自加大剂量。3、施主,贫僧自东土大唐而来,去西天拜佛娶亲。沿途路过贵店,天气炎热难忍,烦请赐予我和徒弟们每人一杯麦乐酷解暑,佛祖保佑你们生意兴隆,财源滚滚,善哉善哉!4、两个食人族上班,老板说:“如果在公司吃人,立马开除!”三个月下来相安无事,一天老板把他们大骂一顿:“叫你们不要吃人你们还吃,开除!” 两食人族离开,出门时一个忍不住骂另一个:“告你多少遍,不要吃干活儿的,我们每天吃一个部门经理,啥事都没,昨天你吃了一个程序员就被发现了!”5、不会喝酒,前途没有; 一喝九两,重点培养; 只喝饮料,领导不要; 能喝不输,领导秘书; 一喝就倒,官位难保; 长喝嫌少,人才难找; 一半就跑,升官还早; 全程领跑,未来领导!6、伊利牛奶世博版广告做的真好,中国小朋友把牛奶倒给这个倒给那个,全世界都喝了就她自己没喝,中国小孩就是聪明,知道这牛奶喝不得。

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