1.某一年夏天的某个周末，我和我BF还有一群朋友准备出去唱KTV，晚上10点过去已经没有包房了，前台小姐说要不唱午夜的，12点开始，给你们预定，而且也便宜，我们那群夜猫子就决定通宵了。
因为还有2个小时，晚上也凉快，我们就在一个开放式公园的花坛边聊天，我和我BF还有另外一个男性朋友并排坐着，我坐左边，我BF中间，右边是另外一个男性朋友，这时候跑来个小MM，手里拿了一把玫瑰花，他看了看我们3个，于是对着我BF说，哥哥买朵花给JJ吧，我BF刚想拒绝，谁知右边的那个男性朋友突然抱着我BF的胳膊，撒娇状的说了句“买一朵吧，人家想要嘛”
接着，整个世界安静了2秒，然后看到那个小MM的眼角抽搐了几下，默默的走掉了，当时我们一群人差点笑的没趴下来。
2.被窝外放屁
昨晚睡觉,我先睡了,老婆在看电视,大概11点多,我放了一个超级臭的屁(晚上吃大蒜的问题)，刚好这时老婆钻进被窝要睡觉。刚一钻入被中,立刻被薰得跑出来.然后大怒到：谁放的臭屁!!!
我疑惑不解的问题，难道还有其他人？3.上班有班车，不会常和老婆在一起。
但就有这么一回，下班回去，上了车发现老婆也在上面。看到我上来，老婆开心的不得了,下了车，牵了她的手走回家的路上，老婆还在感慨：真好，下了班能一起回家，晚上海在一起，这就叫双宿双飞.......
为了配合老婆的兴致，我也随声附和：对啊，夫妻本是同林鸟嘛。。。
被老婆一顿狂打~~~然后问我：你打算什么时候飞走？
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