满脸悲愤的糗事

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1、刚才吃早餐，一男的吃完准备走人，老板叫住他说还没付账呢！
那男的掏出一块钱吼道：“我媳妇每天就给五块钱零花钱，四块都花你这了，你还好意思说我没付钱？”
然后一脸悲愤的离开了！2、刚和男友在出租房院子生炉子，房东老奶奶来聊天问男友，这么小有对象了没？
男友指了指我，意思我就是他对象。
结果奶奶不客气的惊呼：哦？这个还要问你妈？？3、别的姑娘发个自拍说又胖了，收到的评论是“一点也不胖”“身材好棒”。
本姑娘发个自拍说又胖了，收到的评论是：“我们没瞎。”4、夏天在家裤子又短又宽松，坐下的时候，八岁的妹妹问我，为什么裤子里有颗荔枝？！我。。。5、今天我用打车软件叫出租。 “从我家到公园有师傅来吗？”
“…”
“从我家到公园20元，有师傅来吗？”(平常打表也就15元)
“40有师傅来吗？”
“…”
我正为出租车贪得无厌而无语的时候，终于有出租师傅回我了…“你喊100也没人来！谁知道你家住哪！”

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