好冷的恋爱男女小笑话

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1、万恶的男友酒鬼一个。前几天吵架了，竟然打着和我分手的旗号到处骗酒喝。逢人就说，我和女朋友分手了，好难过，请我喝酒吧。2、一对男女总爱在一块聊天，那天他们看到电视上报道一个人中了大奖，女的便问男的：“你要是中奖了，会告诉我吗？”
男：“不会”
女不高兴道：“怎么，怕我抢了你的钱啊。”
男：“不是，怕你追求我。。。”3、有个年轻的小伙子前去相亲，媒人告诉他：“第一次见面得谦虚些，别让女孩难堪。”
男女双方见面后，彼此的印象都很好，女孩问：“像你条件这么好，怎么会愿意和我相亲？”
小伙子立刻谦虚地说：“哪里，像我这个样子，好女孩儿怎会看上我呢？”4、女：我已经有男朋友了。
男：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。
评论：好痴情的男人。
男：我已经有女朋友了。
女：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。
评论：不要脸的小三。

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