1、马与老虎一见钟情，恋爱三天后闪婚。可婚后两口子发现饮食习惯很不相同，无法共同生活，不得不很快闪离。
离婚当天，马在微博中感叹道：“这次婚姻真是太马虎了！”2、蜗牛散步时，遇到了蛇，蛇对蜗牛说：“大家都大笑你走路太慢！”
蜗牛很生气：“我慢？让他们用肚子走路试试看。”
蛇：“我就是用肚子走路的啊。”
蜗牛：“那你再背上一幢房子走走看。”3、三只小猪盖了砖房子，大灰狼进不来，恶狠狠的说：等着吧，我晚上从烟囱里爬进来。
当天晚上，听到烟囱有响声，聪明的小猪就在烟囱下支起一口锅，烧了一锅开水。
十分遗憾的是，当天是12月24日。。。4、森林里进行智力竞赛，主持人问：“马会游泳吗？”
小马道：“会，下河游泳就成了河马，下海游泳就成了海马，”5、田鼠问豆鼠子：“为什么我们同是鼠类，我们盗洞是横向的，你们盗洞却是纵向的？”
豆鼠子回答道：“这就说明有内涵的鼠一定要有深度！”
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