宝宝,你肿么这么能惹人笑

----------
1、女儿的脚丫被蚊子咬了个大包,大喊大叫啊,我过去一顿涂药又按又揉,包消了,这家伙又开始大喊大叫要我赔她的包! 2、晚上下班回到家,见两岁的儿子蹲在洗衣盆里哇哇大哭,老婆站在一旁束手无策。
我问老婆:“儿子怎么了?怎么哭得那么伤心?”
老婆苦笑说:“他想用盆把自己端起来。”3、冬冬肚子痛,妈妈领着他上医院看病。
大夫:“张开嘴巴,把你的舌头伸出来让我看看。”
冬冬惊慌地说:“冰箱里的蛋糕大多数是哥哥吃的,不能全怪我。”4、家有一儿一女,儿子九岁,女儿三岁。
昨天礼拜天带俩人逛街,走着走着女儿一回头没看见她哥哥,便问我:“哥哥呢?”
我:“丢了,不要他了。”
这时我女儿来句:“这下他自由了。。。多美!!!”
---------
共1页
下一条 上一条
4.游客说:I have to show appreciation to the writer for?bailing me out of this trouble. As a result of checking through the world-wide-web and?finding proposals which were not helpful, I was thinking my entire life was done. Living without
2022-08-06 19:19:00
3.游客说:I'm just commenting to let you be aware of what a terrific discovery my cousin's daughter encountered reading your web page. She learned such a lot of pieces, which include what it's like to possess a wonderful coac
2022-07-30 14:00:27
2.游客说:I precisely needed to appreciate you again. I do not know what I could possibly have undertaken without the entire ways provided by you concerning such a question. It was before a terrifying issue in my position, nevertheless noti
2022-07-25 01:45:06
查看评论(4)


==其他笑话==

自恋自黑的爆逗二B

恋爱笑话
2757

幽默小句,总会让你笑一阵儿

其他笑话
2869

苦笑不得的男女笑语

恋爱笑话
2596

想起来这些同事就想笑

其他笑话
2928

有钱人就是牛逼

其他笑话
2660
----------
返回上级 乐天笑话
返回乐天网
11月01日[五]07:47