1、拿的起放不下的是筷子，陷进去出不来的是被窝。2、泼出去的水,我连盆都不要。3、你走后我会很想你的，你还啥还不走！！！4、河马的征婚宣言：“脚大江山稳，手大掌乾坤，嘴大吃四方”5、如果没有你，小兔会问:“我该和谁赛跑呢?”6、骗人有风险，说谎要谨慎。7、人到老年最大的好外是：你年轻时不能得到的东西，现在不想要了。8、MM扣扣签名：“满身大汉，热死了。”9、最近穷得连家里的耗子都搬家了……10、我其实是个演员：看见漂亮MM眼就圆。11、女人，显露智慧比显露大腿更性感。12、爱情没有特效药，笨人才会为它发高烧。。13、一匹马说：我公司隆重推出新产品，马屁3号，简称MP3……14、啥叫有效率：就是把袜子套手上洗内裤。15、有一种人是菲律宾，撞了别人的船，还耍横：我爸是美国，你能把我怎么着。
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