出手有点重,黑死人了

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1、“姓孙的，你敢背着我找女人，我要100W分手费。别靠近我，再过来我就从这楼上跳下去。”
“小芳，100万太多了，我们各退一步说话。”
“好，啊……”小芳卒。2、“皇上，今天我们学习减法，减法很简单，只需要把每一位上的数相减，比如25减12，2减1是1，5减3是2，所以结果是13。”
“爱卿说的有理。不过如果不够减怎么办？比如21减15？”
“皇上，这种情况下，您得退位。”
太傅，卒！3、全体奥运健儿在某体育馆二楼开表彰大会，忽然着火了，众人欲逃发现门已被堵死，因为也不过是二楼嘛，于是纷纷从二楼跳下，大部分的奥运健儿都活了下来，只有跳水运动员都死光了-----这，就是职业病。4、殷洪将白镜对准哪吒，过得片刻，哪吒为莲花化身，安然无恙，哪吒大笑：“呔，你且看看这是你说的阴阳镜吗？”
殷洪心惊：“且是我拿错了不成？”
遂调转镜面仔细观察。。。是年，殷洪，卒。

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