1、别给我说你贤惠，你压根儿就是闲得什么都不会。2、你的存在就是为了向我们证明：世界之大，无奇不有！！3、有一种脸型，叫宽屏。4、老板用你的时候，你是人才；不用的时候，就是裁人。5、上课盼下课，上学盼放假，我的目标一直都很执著。6、我想好了，长大以后开一家网络公司，名字就叫“掩耳”，将迅雷比下去。7、不要活在过去的回忆里。昨天的太阳，晒不干今天的衣裳！8、君子报仇，十年不晚------战国时期的范雎是有记录的最早患有拖延症的人。9、剩女产生的原因有两个：一是谁都看不上；二是谁都看不上。10、单身人的来由：原来是喜欢一个人；现在是喜欢一个人。 11、日本女人毁了中国男人，韩国男人毁了中国女人。 这句话是有多精辟。
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