会逗笑的夫妻乐事多

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1、晚上,丈夫对妻子说:“公主,请休息吧!”
妻子美滋滋地问:“我是哪个公主呀?”
丈夫:“就是武则天的女儿,李隆基他姑!”
妻子:太平…… 2、在看电视,老婆突然问:你觉得到底是章子怡最漂亮还是范冰冰最漂亮?
我很沉着地说:还是你最漂亮。
老婆很满意,说:那章子怡和范冰冰呢?
我很淡定地说:我觉得其他人都差别不大。3、老婆是个吃货,一节甘蔗,我拿刀打算砍成两节,一人一半,就叫老婆拿另一端。
本来一刀宰中间的,老婆突然往她那边一拉,结果砍到我手上了,事后缝了10多针。
吃货老婆事后说:“我只是想多吃一点...”4、妻:寒月清宵倚梦回,那个女人她是谁?
夫:黄河信有澄清日,就是普通一同事。
妻:曾经沧海难为水,你俩肯定有一腿。
夫:日出江花红胜火,老婆请你相信我。
妻:海内存知己,鬼才相信你。
夫:影入桃花浪,你要闹哪样?
妻:关梁蜀道难,这事咱没完!
夫:唧唧复唧唧,滚到一边去!
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