1、一天逛公园，内急去了公厕，解决完了在洗手的时候，背后一个稚嫩的声音响起：“叔叔，给几张纸巾好不好？”
我回头一看是一个七八岁的小孩子。我问：“你怎么没带纸就来上厕所呢？”
他可怜兮兮的说：“我带了，刚刚让蹲我隔壁的叔叔借走了，他说让他看看是什么牌子的。”
我勒个去，谁这么缺德。2、我对上帝说：“要有快乐。”于是便有了你。
我对上帝说：“要有SB。”
上帝问：“是否覆盖原文件？”3、A：问你一个问题，你只能用知道或不知道来回答。
B：好。
A：你爸妈知道你是SB么？
。。。4、“大哥，算命不？”
“咋？你是算命的？”
“可不咋的！”
“准不？”
“老准了！”
“哦。那你就没算出来我TM也是算命的？”
---------再拿我开涮,我就怒了
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