1、只有那些懒惰者才会为每天早上起不来而抱怨、痛苦，真正有行动力的人会马上打电话请假。2、他姓李，他是个官二代，他是个富家子，他的父亲在天朝鼎鼎大名家喻户晓，他少年时就风驰电掣无证驾驶，他脾气骄横，绰号银枪小霸王，一言不合便动手伤人，他多次仗势欺人均因家中势力躲过惩罚……没错！他就是：哪吒。。。3、飞机上，旅客问乘务长：“还有面包吗？”
乘务长：“没了，都发完了。”
旅客有些恼火：“但是我饿了怎么办？麻烦你拿瓶矿泉水给我充充饥吧。”
乘务长：“小伙子你还挺爱干净的嘛！”4、一天和同事散步，他看到地上有一易拉罐，于是把罐子踹飞。
看到罐子被踹的老高，就边扭着腰边对身旁的我说道：“我矫健吗！我矫健吗！”
过了好久我幽幽的说道：“贱。”
---------段子出没,只为黑人而来
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