逗B给长假带来更多欢笑

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1、有个人说我长得帅,我笑了,他却说我笑起来更帅。唉,他这个就这个毛病,太诚实了!2、本人从来不迷信。小时候算命的说我长大能考上清华,我用实际行动证明这不科学。。。3、地球上曾经出现过会说话的兔子,这种兔子生性非常胆小,它的舌头结构和鹦鹉类似,会学人类说话,学名叫埃及垂耳长毛兔,现已灭绝了。别问我怎么知道的,我TM也是瞎编的。4、回家路上旁边一哥们一直在用手机看A片,居然还是开外音,我不禁佩服这哥们的勇气,也许是他感觉到我了,突然抬起头对我说:“哥们你能不能别跟着我了,我都到家了。”5、现在的人真是没素质,今天早上坐公交,一上车就看见一个猥琐大叔站在一个穿低胸装的美女旁边,从人家领口一直往里看,尼玛什么人啊,那么大年纪了,操,就不知道往边上站站,让我也看看!6、做男人,一定要给女人安全感,如果你给不了她安全感,请给她幽默感,如果你给不了她幽默感,请给她舒服感,如果你连舒服感都给不了,那么请放开她,让我来!7、刚在停车场看到一个开Q7的女生,怎么停都停不进去,我停好车过去想帮忙,她死活不让,我说刚才我停车的技术你看见了,不会给你擦了撞了的,她干脆关上窗不听我说了。唉,这个社会啊,人与人之间的互信程度怎么这么低呢?
我气愤地上车就走,气的我连车链子都蹬掉了!!!
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