醉人的逗B,活的有乐趣

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1、天下没有不透风的墙,隔壁晚饭是真香。2、秋天太可爱了,连打个喷嚏都是:爱秋~3、一个困字贯穿我的一天,一个穷字贯穿我的一生。4、想做一个婴儿,吃得多有人夸,睡得多也有人夸,连粑粑的颜色好都有人夸。5、根据事情的发展以及结果来看,我之前转发的都是伪装成锦鲤的草鱼。。。6、我是一条集齐了抬头纹、泪沟纹、法令纹的咸鱼,简称三文鱼,而且纹还都很深,深海三文鱼。7、常去一家超市买菜,倒不是因为那里菜好或者便宜,而是他家提供的免费购物袋跟我家的垃圾桶大小正相配。8、我朋友说不想住校了,他父母给他买了套房。
我说我不想走路了,我父母把我腿打断了!9、今天在大街上,有个人问我:“帅哥,电影院怎么走?”
竟然叫我帅哥,都瞎了还怎么看电影?10、别人买衣服:很喜欢,不看价格当场去试。
我买衣服:很喜欢,偷看价格当场去世。11、在写字楼找了分工作,晚上回家发到朋友圈:明天开始新的工作了,加油!!
逗B:在加油站工作注意安全!12、10年前打算找个女友买房结婚。如今10年过去了,还是单身一人,能买房的女友太TM难找了!
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