爆逗二货,醉人的笑容你会有

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1、我给闺蜜打电话,让她陪我逛街。
闺蜜有气无力的说:我这几天心烦气躁、失眠,正针灸呢,你自己去吧。。。
楼主一听,关切的问:这么严重?我去看看你吧?你在哪儿针灸呢?
闺蜜:宾馆。。。2、助理:“衣服要熨吗?”
我:“不熨。”
助理:“专车要预约吗?”
我:“不预。”
助理:“我就知道你不熨不预。”3、暑假去东北找朋友玩,朋友说:“你可千万别舔这铁栏杆。”
“夏天怕什么?”说完我不服气地舔了起来。
“不是那个意思,我经常在这撒尿。”4、在车上遇到一对双胞胎姐妹,长得那叫一个漂亮,那叫一个美,笑起来特别好看。
于是我在心里默默的想如何的开场白才能显得我比较有魅力,比较不轻浮,深思之后,我走过去对她们说:“你们俩谁想做我小姨子?”5、一个女性朋友后背起了些疹子,去医院看病,医生问她有没有男朋友?
她觉得说没有的话很丢人,挺起腰杆说有男友啊~
然后大夫给她开了几副自己根本没法贴的膏药。。。6、女A:“天天敷面膜做美容会有伤害吗?”
女B:“噢!我的天呐!肯定有伤害,坚持护理一个月后,你会伤害到你的同龄人!”
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