爆笑之逗B剧场第154季

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1、谁家的鸡每天凌晨俩点就打鸣了，像这种没有时间观念的鸡该炖就炖了吧。2、朋友请吃饭，问我有什么忌口的。
我：便宜的不吃。3、“20岁姑娘常熬夜刷手机，眼角膜穿孔差点失明。”
看到这条新闻不由暗自庆幸，幸好我是男生。4、你有没有伤害过你的朋友？
贫穷的我跟朋友一比，发现朋友更穷，给他带来了伤害。5、洗衣机里有衣服要晾，桌子上还有水果要收进冰箱，而我累得躺在沙发里不想动。要是有个女朋友就好了，她一定会骂到我起来收拾的。。。6、不管你社会人际关系多硬，家里有多少钱，请你好好说话，不要惹事，一旦惹了，那都不叫事，叫新闻。7、你考虑我的感受的时候，你有考虑过我同意你考虑我的感受了吗？没有，你只考虑你自己。爆笑之逗B剧场第153季

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