二货女友交不起哇!

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1、女朋友哭的泪流满面:“你太自私了,从来不在乎我的感受,只知道顾着自己。”
我赶紧捧起她的脸,安慰她说:“宝贝别哭好不好,看你流泪我心好痛。”
她一把甩开我的手:“都这个时候了你还只想着自己心会痛!”2、下班回家看见女友失落的坐在餐桌前,于是问她怎么了,她说:“本来想尝试给你做顿饭,结果火候太大了。”
“菜烧坏了?”
“厨房烧坏了。”3、女友问我:“你是不是烦我了?”
我笑着说:“我就是烦全世界都不会烦你啊。”
女友:“你TM不是说我是你的全世界吗?”4、女友是个女汉子,开口就是脏话,我实在看不下去了,就跟她说:女孩子说话不要那么粗鲁,说话的时候前面加个‘人家’就好听多了。
她白了我一眼
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