笑说男女,事实还真是这么回事

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1、说过多么决绝的话,就做过多么心软的事。2、男人所说的“不喜欢整容的女人”是指整容失败的;而女人所说的“不喜欢整容的女人”是指整容成功的。3、男人们拒绝秋天,因为从此以后,只能看脸。4、以前我以为女生翻脸的速度比翻书还快,现在发现她们换老公的速度比翻脸更快。5、婚前都是“好有话说”,婚后全变成了“有话好说”。6、男人最怕什么?最怕掏心掏肺又掏钱,最后遇到的是潘金莲!7、女孩是小棉袄,那男孩是什么?
男孩应该是皮夹克,冷的时侯挡不住严寒,暖和的时侯穿着又热,价格死贵,仍了又可惜,只能穿着装B,逢人就吹我有皮夹克!
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