夫妻爆笑,男人们要处处留心呀!

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1、老婆不小心把我的衬衫弄脏了,我脱口而出:“你这人怎么这么。。。”
看她瞪我,我赶紧又说:“这么漂亮啊!”2、老婆:老公,俺发现个秘密!
我:啥秘密?
老婆:咱家不是新买了个台灯吗?
我:啊。
老婆:厂家不会搞有奖销售吧?
我:你到底想说啥呢?
老婆:俺在旧台灯的底座下面发现了人民币!
我。。。3、老婆早上换了身新裙子,儿子抱着妈妈说:“妈妈你穿这条裙子真像个公主。”
老婆感动得不行了,抱着亲了一通,回头瞪我:“你儿子都比你嘴甜,学学!”
我挠挠头:“老婆你穿这条裙子真像个公主。”
老婆大怒:“你TM老实交待,啥时侯去那种地方了?!”4、坐在沙发上看电视,媳妇穿着浴袍走过来:“老公,你该交作业啦。。。”
我:“那个,媳妇!!我圆珠笔没有油了,要不你那个。。。自习吧。。。”
媳妇:“老实交待,你TM油都弄哪了?加那辆车上了?”5、昨晚下班回到家以后就听媳妇嚷嚷:“听说咱小区有个20岁的小姑娘跟小区一男的搞暧昧差点被抓到。”
听完我心里一惊:“别整天听那些流言蜚语,那孩子还在上学,能搞什么暧昧,再说搞暧昧跟咱们什么关系?”
媳妇:“你怎么知道我说的是谁?”
我。。。6、最近几天老婆夜班,我和基友们每晚打牌,喝酒,足疗带洗浴。。。
今天二货老婆问我,这几天不在家吧,我说我在家玩游戏看电影。
老婆:放屁,水表气表都没动,你玩你大爷!
我勒个擦,男同胞们,引以为戒啊!
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