恋爱要多看段子,好处多多哦

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1、问：如何优雅地拒绝Ta人的告白？
答：我知道了，你先回去等消息吧。2、男人的“五分钟到家”和女人的“五分钟就能出门”其实是一个意思。3、女性朋友必学技能：每次称体重的时候，轻了就说，瘦了。重了就说胸又大了。4、结婚前，老婆说我打呼噜是性感小呼噜。结婚后，她说我打呼噜跟老牛放屁似的！5、一招表白技能，请笑纳：你知道我一直暗恋的人是谁吗？如果你不知道，请看这句话的第一个字。6、男人对女人的忍耐也是有限度的：你要是嘲笑我，我忍着；你要是骂我，我也忍着；但是你要是还敢打我，那可就别怪我不顾男人的形象。。。。抬脚就跑了。7、问：纯情的表现是什么？
答：学生时代喜欢一个人，连作业本放在一起都觉得幸福。

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